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A six peg mop head?

Dear Sirs,

For you only could be.

No woman would be mean enough to make mopping the house such a filthy dark hour in our weeks.

I mean really boys? How hard can it be!?

At least I have something to mop the bitter tears of anger each time I forgetfully purchase your product.

Just not with the mop refill on the head as I shall explain presently.

My list of issues is thus:

1. Is it two pegs or four pegs!!!!???

FFS figure it out.

Does the manufacturer in China actually have the specs or did you fax a napkin with a pen sketch through after a boozy lunch on Southgate?

It’s only a matter of time before some smiling exec in a $399 Suit Warehouse jobbie suggests you follow the lead of the disposable razor makers and up the peg count to 6 or 8.

“More is better” he’ll say.

That’s what his Friday-best polo shirt says.

Heaven help us then.

2. Whaddya mean “avoid bleach”?

Are other people using spit and elbow grease?

Grand Designs is on in 65 minutes and twitter DEMANDS I join in [hashtag nongs hashtag architecture hashtag woahugly]

My cat insists I use home brand lemon bleach to cover the slight mange in his coat. He has pussy to impress.

3.  Changing the mop head configuration every 6 months.

Make up your minds.

Or have you figured out the refill pack lasts 5 months so we need to buy a new mop every time.

Bastards.

Sincerely,

etc etc

 

This picture has no relation to the content above. I wanted to flip the bird and Kristen was on page one of an image search. But how hot is she anyway. Bet she never mops. Male fans lick her floor clean for her. Yep. that's gotta be the case.

This picture has no relation to the content above. I wanted to flip the bird and Kristen was on page one of an image search. But how hot is she anyway. Bet she never mops. Male fans lick her floor clean for her. Yep. that’s gotta be the case.

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